Katie Parker, popping her nude cherry by sitting in a tub, letting her perfect breasts float like two delicious buoys in the water. But the real treasure hunt begins when something decides to use her head as a battering ram against a bathroom mirror. As she tumbles to the floor like a beautiful, naked ragdoll, we get a lightning-fast peek at what appears to be a perfectly shaved vagina. It’s the world’s most violent and brief game of “guess what that was,” but we’re pretty sure we saw the jackpot.