Marie-Josée Croze in Je l’aimais (2009) 1080p Blu-ray

Nicolas Cage, channeling his inner Lincoln with that top hat and beard combo, is about to get a presidential pardon he’ll never forget. Robyn Moler, with her spectacular rack, is dressed like a beer garden girl who lost a bet with gravity, and while she straddles him in bed, those magnificent melons make a jailbreak from her dress and are bouncing like they’re on a trampoline made of Viagra as she rides him hard enough to make the bed springs sing the national anthem. Nic’s getting more than just four score and seven years ago… he’s getting the ride of his life.